Stolen From Tam
I thought you would all like to know me this much more and what better way than one of these interweb poles? So, read and learn a little bit about me, Mr. Bebout.
Taken a picture naked? No. I don't like to have my picture taken to begin with. There are some bath time photos my mom took of me in the early 70's, but I didn't think they were of the nature this question was concerned with.
Made out with a member of the same sex? No. I did kiss Powers on New Years Eve. It was dry and closed mouth but his date was concerned. I thought it was funny as hell b/c the next year he got a kiss from a tranny at a gay bar at midnight. So the real question is why was he at a gay bar on NYE?
Danced in front of your mirror? Yes. My moves take practice damn it.
Told a lie? Yes. Alright no I have never lied. Oops now I have lied again. Or have I?
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes. It was called a cop car and I had no choice in the matter at that point.
Been in a fist fight? Yes. It has been some time and I did not like it very much.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes. I have hated so many and they have all loved me.
Been arrested? Yes. It was BS, although I was guilty as charged, it was still BS.
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes. I am grown now and have my own house. For a time I did call mom in the morning before work, but she tired of it and asked me to stop.
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes. I do not think I was in attendance one full day of my senior year. I also went ot Kent and was under the impression that classes were optional.
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes. Hey, I got bills.
Seen someone die? No.
Kissed a picture? Yes. Not in a sexy way.
Slept in until 3? Yes. I worked 3rd shift.
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes. I did work for Summer's Eve and it was in the script.
Played dress up? Yes. Sometime a man just wants to feel pretty.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Work,Yes School, Yes. I worked 3rd shift and thought classes were optional. I was not always the stand up guy I am today.
Felt an earthquake? Yes. I was in 7th grade math class and saw the wall crack. It was not as exciting as in the movies.
Touched a snake? Yes. With my shoe to stomp on it.
Ran a red light? Yes. On accident, I thought it was a stop sign.
Had detention? Yes. See previous comments about ditching.
Been in a car accident? Yes. "I love front wheel drive. Just look how it holds the road." We have never forgiven Rosey Palm.
Pole danced? Yes. but just for money while I worked my way through college.
Been lost? Yes. But then I met Mrs. Bebout.
Sang karaoke? Yes. "How's everybody doin' tonight?"
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes .
Laughed until something you were drinking/eating came out your nose? Yes. To much liquid has shot ourt my nose during a laugh to recall them all. I do however recall in great detail the chuncks of half chewed onion rings. Things were not as funny after that.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. See comments about cloud watching
Kissed in the rain? Yes. Spring time in Ohio does not leave enough dry days to be choosey. I gots to get mine you know.
Sang in the shower? Yes. Like my dance, I must practice my song.
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No. I don't give a dman how many times they show that crap movie with Messy Marvin, I never fell for it.
Ever gone to school partially naked? No. Although one time, before it was cool to do so, I bent forward and half my ass popped out of my Lee Riders much to my shagrin.
Sat on a roof top? Yes. I even sang "Up on the Roof" on a roof top.
Played chicken? Yes. No with a train like Cowboy Troy, and I don't know for a fact that the other guy was playing.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No. Who wears ALL their clothes at once?
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes. Strippers are very friendly ladies.
Broken a bone? Yes. Mixing bowl + index finger = pain.
Mooned/flashed someone? Mooned,Yes. Flashed, Yes. I am driven to give my fans what they want.
Forgotten someone's name? Yes. But I can't recall who that was.
Slept naked? Yes. Some of my best memories are of being naked in bed.
Blacked out from drinking? No. I have gotten very sleepy and quite quickly, to say the truth, but... I wouldn't call it a "blackout".
Played a prank on someone? Yes. "Kelly Rippa" bitches.
Felt like killing someone? No. I am too cute for prison.
Made a parent cry? Yes. And then asked if she wanted me to give her something to cry about.
Cried over someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes. Does this mean onl patrner sex? Anyways.. Um Oh yeah I am aking between the sheets. 5 times everyday. Before noon. If I am sleepy.
Had/Have a dog? ? Had, Yes
Been in a band? No
Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Taken a picture naked? No. I don't like to have my picture taken to begin with. There are some bath time photos my mom took of me in the early 70's, but I didn't think they were of the nature this question was concerned with.
Made out with a member of the same sex? No. I did kiss Powers on New Years Eve. It was dry and closed mouth but his date was concerned. I thought it was funny as hell b/c the next year he got a kiss from a tranny at a gay bar at midnight. So the real question is why was he at a gay bar on NYE?
Danced in front of your mirror? Yes. My moves take practice damn it.
Told a lie? Yes. Alright no I have never lied. Oops now I have lied again. Or have I?
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes. It was called a cop car and I had no choice in the matter at that point.
Been in a fist fight? Yes. It has been some time and I did not like it very much.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes. I have hated so many and they have all loved me.
Been arrested? Yes. It was BS, although I was guilty as charged, it was still BS.
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes. I am grown now and have my own house. For a time I did call mom in the morning before work, but she tired of it and asked me to stop.
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes. I do not think I was in attendance one full day of my senior year. I also went ot Kent and was under the impression that classes were optional.
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes. Hey, I got bills.
Seen someone die? No.
Kissed a picture? Yes. Not in a sexy way.
Slept in until 3? Yes. I worked 3rd shift.
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes. I did work for Summer's Eve and it was in the script.
Played dress up? Yes. Sometime a man just wants to feel pretty.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Work,Yes School, Yes. I worked 3rd shift and thought classes were optional. I was not always the stand up guy I am today.
Felt an earthquake? Yes. I was in 7th grade math class and saw the wall crack. It was not as exciting as in the movies.
Touched a snake? Yes. With my shoe to stomp on it.
Ran a red light? Yes. On accident, I thought it was a stop sign.
Had detention? Yes. See previous comments about ditching.
Been in a car accident? Yes. "I love front wheel drive. Just look how it holds the road." We have never forgiven Rosey Palm.
Pole danced? Yes. but just for money while I worked my way through college.
Been lost? Yes. But then I met Mrs. Bebout.
Sang karaoke? Yes. "How's everybody doin' tonight?"
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes .
Laughed until something you were drinking/eating came out your nose? Yes. To much liquid has shot ourt my nose during a laugh to recall them all. I do however recall in great detail the chuncks of half chewed onion rings. Things were not as funny after that.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. See comments about cloud watching
Kissed in the rain? Yes. Spring time in Ohio does not leave enough dry days to be choosey. I gots to get mine you know.
Sang in the shower? Yes. Like my dance, I must practice my song.
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No. I don't give a dman how many times they show that crap movie with Messy Marvin, I never fell for it.
Ever gone to school partially naked? No. Although one time, before it was cool to do so, I bent forward and half my ass popped out of my Lee Riders much to my shagrin.
Sat on a roof top? Yes. I even sang "Up on the Roof" on a roof top.
Played chicken? Yes. No with a train like Cowboy Troy, and I don't know for a fact that the other guy was playing.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No. Who wears ALL their clothes at once?
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes. Strippers are very friendly ladies.
Broken a bone? Yes. Mixing bowl + index finger = pain.
Mooned/flashed someone? Mooned,Yes. Flashed, Yes. I am driven to give my fans what they want.
Forgotten someone's name? Yes. But I can't recall who that was.
Slept naked? Yes. Some of my best memories are of being naked in bed.
Blacked out from drinking? No. I have gotten very sleepy and quite quickly, to say the truth, but... I wouldn't call it a "blackout".
Played a prank on someone? Yes. "Kelly Rippa" bitches.
Felt like killing someone? No. I am too cute for prison.
Made a parent cry? Yes. And then asked if she wanted me to give her something to cry about.
Cried over someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes. Does this mean onl patrner sex? Anyways.. Um Oh yeah I am aking between the sheets. 5 times everyday. Before noon. If I am sleepy.
Had/Have a dog? ? Had, Yes
Been in a band? No
Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
Shot a gun? Yes
posted by Mr. Bebout at 8:31:00 AM
7 Comments:
ya know, it's funny cuz I have a picture of you completely naked in front of your mom's mirror dancing with a stripper that you were making out with earlier that night before you got drunk and passed in jail.
That doesn't count b/c ... Well it just doesn't
"Who wears all their clothes all at once?" Homeless, Dave.
Homeless.
Yes the homeless might be people who wear all their clothes at once. I am just saying, that I do not.
hey, where is Front Street? Gone?
She shit canned the whole thing. I guess it just wasn't for her.
No pictures of Sharon? Her blog is gone? Hmm
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