Beware the Black Widow.
The "Black Widow" is reborn and like a fiery Phoenix will again rule the road ways. Or at least will be operated at tailgate functions by well schooled and experienced pilots capable of handling this mad bitch gone wild. Mostly it will be drunken thirty-somethings but that has no romance in it.
I am very much looking forward to minutes of glee speeding down the Muni-lot in excess of five miles per hour. Weeeee!
posted by Mr. Bebout at 3:48:00 PM
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Can we use that as our wedding getaway vehicle?
I have to say no for three reasons:
1. It is a one seater.
2. It is a lot of machine and you wouldn't want to start off married life with a terrible accident.
3.Perhaps you don't want something called the "Black Widow" associated with your wedding?
I think she meant if one of us gets the cold feets. In which case, Black Widow may be a wholly appropriate name.
The image of one of us cold footed and racing down the street is pretty damn funny but I meant "getaway from the reception" vehicle. You know how some folks have limos? We would have Black Widow. I'd have to sit in your lap though.
whew.
I mean no disrespect and am not making implication to either of your sizes beyond the fact that you are not children. I believe you have grossly overestimated the size of the Black Widow. Although she is a sweet ride, to be sure, she is small; too small by 100% to haul two fully grown people.
What's more Chad won't bring it to the wedding. He is a poop.
Ok. Fine. I guess we'll have to use a scooter - the kind that look like a skateboard with handle bars.
I thought Black Widow was a Vespa-type thing.
I would love to see you guys abscond from the reception on a Vespa. Michael's beard flying out behind you and all...
I am not a poop and name calling won't get the Black Widow to the wedding. As it stands, the car ride to Michael's is near 40 minutes for me, I'd have to leave Tuesday to get there on time.
Chad
The Black Widow (The original Black Widow not that over blown super choper they built at OCC) is a far cry from a Vespa.
She a demon on wheels and not to be fouled with.
Chad, I mean poop in the most positive way.
People still read your blog?
Why is there always poop talk involving Chad?
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